Haiku D'etente

---Part 1
The hockey lockout
May end? Compromise only
Comes gun to the head?

--Part 2
P.S. Apathy
Dominates the response to
hockey's suicide.

Three haiku

Hayden Christensen
and Lucas dialogue destroyed
the Star Wars prequels

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Howard Dean leads Dems!
Desperation sounds like a
Vermont doctor's scream.

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Steroids inflated
Bodies, home run totals...now
Canseco's wallet.